Disaster Documentary Fan Gifts

'Tell us about the tornado that hit last week!'

On second thoughts, make that instant coffee.

Bad year

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."

Spotting the Difference

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

It's Who We Are.

I'm glad I'm not outside on a day like this.

'Looks like it rained again in the night.'

Hurricane season.

'Any sign of that flippin' plumber yet, Dear?'

'Has the bushfire alert been cancelled?'

Flooding

On the brink.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"But what's my motivation?"

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

Casting Wildlife Films.

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."