Disaster Preparedness Fan Gifts

Flood Ready Cows

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Natural Disasters

Desert Island Mishap

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"There goes our early night."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

A cock up of builders

"Shall I kiss it better?"

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

Head in the sand.

A shark swims into a desert island.

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Where's the leak then?

Alberta on fire

Singing in the rain...

"I knew you'd come!"

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

'We need to be more proactive less reactive.'

'Keep going...the future of trite metaphors depends on us.'

"I learned my lesson after Katrina and the BP oil spill. Basically, it's be ready for just about anything."

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

"Don't worry - the dog's out at the moment."

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'

'Later that day Sally was told that the earthquake measured 6.8 on the Richter scale.'

'Actually, I don't think any safety program would have caught this one,'

'Crisis Management Training'

"I know they say a bad workman always blames his tools but - a faulty plumbline!!"