Disaster Preparedness Fan Mugs

Flood Ready Cows

Natural Disasters

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Desert Island Mishap

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"There goes our early night."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

A cock up of builders

"Shall I kiss it better?"

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

Head in the sand.

A shark swims into a desert island.

Where's the leak then?

Alberta on fire

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

"I knew you'd come!"

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

'Keep going...the future of trite metaphors depends on us.'

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

'Later that day Sally was told that the earthquake measured 6.8 on the Richter scale.'

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'

"Don't worry - the dog's out at the moment."

'Actually, I don't think any safety program would have caught this one,'

'Crisis Management Training'

"I know they say a bad workman always blames his tools but - a faulty plumbline!!"

Japan's Nuclear Tsunami