Disaster Management Fan Gifts

'This is the place, Fred!'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Desert Island Mishap

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"There goes our early night."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

A cock up of builders

USA Putting Out Fires

"Shall I kiss it better?"

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

Head in the sand.

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Natural Disaster This Way...

A shark swims into a desert island.

The Ticking Bomb Beneath Greece

“Mom, can you come get me?”

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Singing in the rain...

"Ms. Sherburn, could you bring me some scissors and another necktie please."

'We need to be more proactive less reactive.'

'Keep going...the future of trite metaphors depends on us.'

'And now the last minute report just handed to me ... The dam has broken! Head for the hills!'

"Don't worry - the dog's out at the moment."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Let's ignore the flashing fuel gauge and concentrate on the landing gear, shall we? Over...'

Flood Ready Cows

'Actually, I don't think any safety program would have caught this one,'

"Have you got anything that'll clean s**t off a fan?"

"I know they say a bad workman always blames his tools but - a faulty plumbline!!"

Cork in the top of a volcano.