Crisis Management Fan Gifts

“Mom, can you come get me?”

USA Putting Out Fires

The Ticking Bomb Beneath Greece

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'I see everyone got the memo.'

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

'Are we us or them?'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

Saving Spain

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

Save the world together

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

Emergency Firebreaker

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

More Money for Greece.

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"My God, now what?"

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"