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“Mom, can you come get me?”

USA Putting Out Fires

The Ticking Bomb Beneath Greece

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'I see everyone got the memo.'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

'Are we us or them?'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

Saving Spain

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

Save the world together

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Emergency Firebreaker

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"My God, now what?"