Crisis Manager Gifts

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

Panel with Experts to be broken in case of emergency

'Once you get the hang of it, crisis management is fairly straightforward.'

CEO decides to enroll the board in an apology workshop.

Gorilla on Empire State Building tempted by helicopters carrying banana.

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Call PR!

'Crisis Management Training'

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"Yes, but take away the rodent droppings and the occasional shard of glass, and you've still got a damn fine product."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

Disaster relief - the experts arrive.

Chickens one side - Foxes other side - Crisis Management in the middle.

"We have no funding for disasters that have not yet happened..."

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

"Remember, we're all in this together."

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

"It's not a matter of who's the fastest draw, Luke. It's a matter of whose style of crisis management is more result-effective in the short run."

'Welcome. We will start shortly. Please be patient. Our guest speaker has accidentally locked himself in the men's room.'

"No sooner do we get over one problem, another rears its ugly head !"

'Gentlemen, it's time for...Plan C!'

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

Too late to change

Crisis Management Training

Crisis Centre - Avoidance, Prevention, Management.

Let's make up a thorough plan first!

"Congratulations on getting your 'Courage Under Fire By Media' award."

"I'm taking Harvey off Crisis Management."

"'Massive power outage' will freak people out. How about, 'We're rebooting the entire East Coast'?"

I'm not 100% sure it will work...

"Have you got anything that'll clean s**t off a fan?"

"Appears to be some kind of unscheduled event. Better conference me in with legal."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"I gave you the axe. How dare you come back and use it to intimidate me."