Crisis Management Pro Gifts

"...international crisis, all the little flags have fallen off our map."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Natural Disasters

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'I see everyone got the memo.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

Save the world together

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

Emergency Firebreaker

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

"My God, now what?"

USA Putting Out Fires