"Cancel that call to tech-support. This may be beyond their capabilities."
Office Crisis Manager Gifts
Searching for a gift for your office crisis manager? These clever and humorous items are perfect for professionals who excel at handling emergencies with grace—and a good sense of humor. Whether it's a mug that says 'I’m the Crisis Manager' or a fun print to brighten their workspace, find something that recognizes their cool-headedness amidst chaos. A thoughtful, amusing gift will remind them they're appreciated when it matters most.
I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.
"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"
No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.
"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."
A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'
IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.
"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."
"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"
'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'
Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'
Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'
"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."
(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)
Out and In.
'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'
'Office' block tightening it's belt
"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."
Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.
He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.
'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'
Sales chart is buildings in background.
"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."
Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'
Organization is not rocket science!
"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."
"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"
BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.
Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'
"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."
'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'
Bullseye!
Office Crisis Manager Gifts Collection
Office Crisis Manager Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for office crisis managers—funny, motivational, and sure to make their mornings brighter.
Office Crisis Manager Pillows
Discover pillows that celebrate their crisis management skills—comfortable, humorous, and a unique way to add personality to their workspace.
Office Crisis Manager Prints
Browse prints that salute office crisis managers—humorous and inspiring decor that brings their skills to light in any office environment.
Office Crisis Manager T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for office crisis managers—witty, bold, and perfect for wearing their crisis champion status with pride.