"It feels like we're always putting out fires!"
Crisis Managers Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful yet fun gift for a crisis manager? Our collection features products that highlight their quick thinking and calm under pressure, from clever mugs to stylish t-shirts, perfect for recognizing their vital role.
In Need of Repair
It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.
"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."
BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.
IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba
"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."
'I see everyone got the memo.'
'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'
Out.
Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.
'Crisis'
"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."
UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS
'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'
You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.
Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'
'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'
"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"
Overdraft limit.
"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."
"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."
"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."
The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.
Save the world together
"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"
USA Putting Out Fires
Emergency Firebreaker
"Has our apologist been alerted?"
"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."
"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."
"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."
"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."
More Money for Greece.
"My God, now what?"
Crisis Managers Gifts Collection
Crisis Managers Mugs
Explore our range of crisis manager mugs—perfect for adding a humorous touch to their morning coffee routine.
Crisis Managers Pillows
Discover our cozy pillows featuring crisis management humor—a fun way to decorate their space.
Crisis Managers Prints
Browse our prints celebrating crisis managers—ideal for inspiring their workspace and showcasing their heroism.
Crisis Managers T-Shirts
Check out our crisis manager t-shirts—stylish and witty designs that suit their resilient personality.