Crisis Management Expert Gifts

"I just tweeted something I shouldn't have."

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'I see everyone got the memo.'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Out.

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

'Crisis'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

Greek Crisis

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

Overdraft limit.

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

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The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

Greek Crisis

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

"My God, now what?"

Emergency Firebreaker

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."