Crisis Management Expert Gifts

"I just tweeted something I shouldn't have."

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'I see everyone got the memo.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Out.

'Crisis'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Greek Crisis

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

Overdraft limit.

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

Save the world together

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

Emergency Firebreaker

"My God, now what?"

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

USA Putting Out Fires

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

Greek Crisis