
"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."
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"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."
"You distract him — I'll get help."
'Ok, I won't let on we're sinking until the water reaches earlobes - then someone's going to hear about it!'
"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."
BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.
PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'
'I see everyone got the memo.'
IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba
"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."
'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'
'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'
Out.
Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.
"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."
UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS
'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'
You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.
Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'
'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'
Overdraft limit.
"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."
"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"
White House Garage Sale.
"Does 14 followers on Twitter count as 'leadership experience'?"
"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."
"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."
Save the world together
The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.
The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.
Emergency Firebreaker
"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."
"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."
"My God, now what?"
USA Putting Out Fires
"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."
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