Design Disaster Fans Gifts

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Desert Island Mishap

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"There goes our early night."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

A cock up of builders

"Shall I kiss it better?"

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

A shark swims into a desert island.

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

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Fisherman catches a mine.

Singing in the rain...

Heaven Mk. II.

"Ms. Sherburn, could you bring me some scissors and another necktie please."

"Iron Chef, my ass!"

'Keep going...the future of trite metaphors depends on us.'

Flood Ready Cows

"Don't worry - the dog's out at the moment."

'Actually, I don't think any safety program would have caught this one,'

"I know they say a bad workman always blames his tools but - a faulty plumbline!!"

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

'You must be the new girl.'

'This is the place, Fred!'

"Yippee! I'm right!"

Man hitting himself in the head with a hammer.