Design Disaster Fans Pillows

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

Desert Island Mishap

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"There goes our early night."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

A cock up of builders

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"Shall I kiss it better?"

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

A shark swims into a desert island.

Fisherman catches a mine.

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

"Ms. Sherburn, could you bring me some scissors and another necktie please."

"Iron Chef, my ass!"

Heaven Mk. II.

'Keep going...the future of trite metaphors depends on us.'

Flood Ready Cows

"Don't worry - the dog's out at the moment."

'Actually, I don't think any safety program would have caught this one,'

"I know they say a bad workman always blames his tools but - a faulty plumbline!!"

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

'You must be the new girl.'

'This is the place, Fred!'

"Yippee! I'm right!"

Man hitting himself in the head with a hammer.

"Hey, genius, you're supposed to put the doggie door on the bottom, not the top."