Fashion Disaster Fan Pillows

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'You must be the new girl.'

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

The Return Of The Minipants

"There goes our early night."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

Fifty Gallon Head.

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"What? I slept seven months."

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

"Of course it tastes like chicken. That's why it's called the 'tuna surprise'."

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

"No, he isn't choking. He coughed."

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'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

"I couldn't find my other wig."

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

"... Till death us do part."

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

'How was the snapper, sir?'

'Whoever said 'dressed to kill' hasn't seen your average murderer.'

"I feel so silly. I got dressed in the dark and it was the first thing I grabbed."

'Does my gum look big in this?'

'My God, Edward †not a tweed BATHING SUIT!'