Fashion Mishap Lover Pillows

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Scarf puts hat back on.

The Return Of The Minipants

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Easter Bonnet

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Hospital gown pageant.

Building Books.

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

The next big thing

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

Fifty Gallon Head.

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"You might consider new socks as well."

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"What? I slept seven months."

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

"I got my hair straightened..."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."