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'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Scarf puts hat back on.

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"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

The Bland Leading the Bland

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

Easter Bonnet

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Building Books.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Fifty Gallon Head.

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

The next big thing

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

"I got my hair straightened..."

"What? I slept seven months."

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

"You might consider new socks as well."

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."