Fashion Mishap Manager Pillows

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

"Why must you insist on making knee-high socks out of all my ankle socks?"

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

"Ever since COVID, I have no taste."

"I didn't know it was casual wing day."

'You must be the new girl.'

"Please don't be on backwards."

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

"I said, you missed a belt loop."

"You're not going out wearing that tie with that shirt are you?"

'HA-HA!!'

A Man Whose Trousers Do Not Fit.

"I can't hear you over your shirt."

"That's a classic example of fashion malware."

"Your wife asked me to come by and get your wardrobe."

'And this is you in '83, right after 'Flashdance' came out.'

House Painter: Oh great, what a day. Now I've got another stocking in my ladder!

'Most of our employees try to dress for success...you, on the other hand, seem to be going with fashion for failure!'