Fashion Mishap Survivor Pillows

The bad news is that I left the claim ticket for my hat in my pants pocket, and I left my pants at the pants-check window. But the good news is that I left the claim ticket for my pants in my hat, so maybe together we can works something out. Hat Check.

A Man Whose Trousers Do Not Fit.

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Building Books.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

"Why must you insist on making knee-high socks out of all my ankle socks?"

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

'Do red sweaters have that carcinogenic red dye #2 in them?'

Dry Cleaners. My cup runneth over again…..

Ape.

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

'It appears he caught his tie. Let's mark this one down as a victim of fashion.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

"Ever since COVID, I have no taste."

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

"Please don't be on backwards."

'I told you that stilettos were dangerous!'

"I'll be with you in a minute. I have to stretch out my skinny jeans before I can fit into them."

"You're not going out wearing that tie with that shirt are you?"

'And this is you in '83, right after 'Flashdance' came out.'

House Painter: Oh great, what a day. Now I've got another stocking in my ladder!

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