Fashion Disaster Enthusiast Pillows

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

"That's the trouble of living alone...there is no one to tell you your shirt is on backwards!"

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

"I can't hear you over your shirt."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

"Why must you insist on making knee-high socks out of all my ankle socks?"

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

Ape.

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."

"Ever since COVID, I have no taste."

"Fenton, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling."

Bean Boots

"I told you leaving that clip-on tie was a mistake."

'I told you that stilettos were dangerous!'

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

'You must be the new girl.'

'HA-HA!!'

A Man Whose Trousers Do Not Fit.

"Your wife asked me to come by and get your wardrobe."