Fashion Disaster Pillows

'HA-HA!!'

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

"Why must you insist on making knee-high socks out of all my ankle socks?"

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

Ape.

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

'You must be the new girl.'

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

"I told you leaving that clip-on tie was a mistake."

'I told you that stilettos were dangerous!'

"Please don't be on backwards."

"Ever since COVID, I have no taste."

House Painter: Oh great, what a day. Now I've got another stocking in my ladder!

'Most of our employees try to dress for success...you, on the other hand, seem to be going with fashion for failure!'

"Quit being a baby and come help me pick out a new top."

"I can't hear you over your shirt."

"That's a classic example of fashion malware."