Fashion Fails Pillows

'Most of our employees try to dress for success...you, on the other hand, seem to be going with fashion for failure!'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

The Bland Leading the Bland

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"You might consider new socks as well."

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

"Dad."

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

"That's not 'smart casual'."

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

"It's a 38 suit I wear."

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'

"You'tll scare people to death dressed like that." "What people?" "Well, me for starters!"