Fashion Mistakes Pillows

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

The Bland Leading the Bland

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

"You might consider new socks as well."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

Cargo briefs

'You are a fool...I said 'Why don't you wear a BANDANA!'

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

"That's not 'smart casual'."

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"Dad."

'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."