Fashion Mistakes Gifts

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

The Bland Leading the Bland

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"You might consider new socks as well."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

Cargo briefs

"Dad."

'You are a fool...I said 'Why don't you wear a BANDANA!'

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"That's not 'smart casual'."

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'