Fashion Faux Pas Survivor Gifts

'And this is you in '83, right after 'Flashdance' came out.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

The Return Of The Minipants

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

Fifty Gallon Head.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"What? I slept seven months."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"You might consider new socks as well."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

Man wearing t-shirt with "As seen" slogan

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

"I couldn't find my other wig."