Wardrobe Mix-up Survivor Gifts

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

The Bland Leading the Bland

Building Books.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

"You might consider new socks as well."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

"Why must you insist on making knee-high socks out of all my ankle socks?"

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

"You'tll scare people to death dressed like that." "What people?" "Well, me for starters!"

Ape.

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"

'He wears a SPEEDO? - Divorce GRANTED!'