Clothing Mishap Comedian Gifts

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Building Books.

Unsuitable clothing.

A Not So Grand Slam.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

Drunks brought into A&E: Alcohol and Emergent Sick.

Freak Accident Specialist

Cotton candy

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

"Well done!"

"He says he's dressing up for summer."

'Do you believe those idiots in HR screwed up our uniforms again?'

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

Summer is ending, Ernie. It's time for me to put away my business shorts and bring my business sweatpants back out.

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

Mobile library.

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

Speed laws enforced by gawkers at accidents.

The bad news is that I left the claim ticket for my hat in my pants pocket, and I left my pants at the pants-check window. But the good news is that I left the claim ticket for my pants in my hat, so maybe together we can works something out. Hat Check.

"Please don't be on backwards."

"Ever since COVID, I have no taste."

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

"Now it's broken."

'My trousers have holes in them.'

'HA-HA!!'