Fashion Disaster Aficionado Gifts

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

The Bland Leading the Bland

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"You might consider new socks as well."

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

Dry Cleaners. My cup runneth over again…..

'You are a fool...I said 'Why don't you wear a BANDANA!'

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

Cargo briefs

"That's not 'smart casual'."

"Why must you insist on making knee-high socks out of all my ankle socks?"

"Dad."

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."

The Burger and the Whopper.

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"