Fashion Disaster Seeker Gifts

"That's a classic example of fashion malware."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"How's it look back there?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Ass-less Chaps

Thong World.

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

One size fits all

Pete had found his home planet.

Winter Sale