Fashion Disaster Seeker Gifts

"That's a classic example of fashion malware."

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"How's it look back there?"

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

Lady Gaga

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Thong World.

Ass-less Chaps

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

One size fits all

'I tried wearing hot pants once -- they don't work at all!'