Clothing Catastrophe Chaser Gifts

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

Joseph and his coat

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Skinhead guppy.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Thong World.

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

One size fits all

Pete had found his home planet.