Fashion Phenomenon Chaser Gifts

Skinhead guppy.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I, TikTok."

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Kensington Fluffies

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'Get me public relations!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"We succumbed to your hype."

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Hollywood or bust!

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

"I'm sorry, but Chef Scott feels he's moved beyond that concept."

As Seen On TV

'Something that'll get me googled,'

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Signing cage.