Fashion Trend Seeker Gifts

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Pampered and poodled.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"An everything Martini, please."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"I don't like your application."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Like my new haircut?"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

'I'll take it!'

Changing Room Decisions