Fashion Trend Watcher Gifts

Albert though of his slogan about the same time as the other one but his never caught on.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

Emergency Hipster Beard

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Like my new haircut?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"What are you doing?"

Giraffe Selfie

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

High Pants/Low Pants.

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

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