Trend Seeker Gifts

"He's a famous stock market expert, looking for new trends!"

"If it weren't for Instagram, I'd have no self-esteem at all."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

London Fashion Week.

Man feels the pressure to put the right phone on the table.

"This is going to fly off the shelves!"

Shaving off your Beard

Potholing club entrance.

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

'Oh, Goddess of Fashion, speak to me!'

Spray on Freckles.

Neck-less Pete's polo neck jumper.

Deconstructed Street Foods - Mango

"Congress is the worst."

"Do you have anything newer and more useless?"

"Men Don's age are back in style."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad hair day!

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

La Table

'She's so put together!'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!