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"He's a famous stock market expert, looking for new trends!"

"If it weren't for Instagram, I'd have no self-esteem at all."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

London Fashion Week.

"This is going to fly off the shelves!"

Shaving off your Beard

Potholing club entrance.

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

'Oh, Goddess of Fashion, speak to me!'

Spray on Freckles.

Neck-less Pete's polo neck jumper.

Deconstructed Street Foods - Mango

"Congress is the worst."

"Do you have anything newer and more useless?"

"Men Don's age are back in style."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

La Table

Bad hair day!

'She's so put together!'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Men's business romper.