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"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"That shirt is so last year."

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'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Giraffe Selfie

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"