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"We succumbed to your hype."

'Hot Yoga' and 'Goat Yoga' may be popular on their own, but Lorraine discovered that 'Hot Goat Yoga' was just disgusting.

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"No, it was bad for you last week. This week it's a super food."

'HAHAHAHAHA! The 'V-Neck', like that fashion trend is ever going to catch on!'

"It's 6 o'clock. Do you know what's trending now?"

Minimal Chic.

'Oh that! That was my fifteen minutes of fame.'

Kensington Fluffies

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

Fitting Rooms and Nothing Fits Room

Man in pyjamas walks into cereal cafe

"Hmm... I wonder what social media-driven bandwagon I can latch onto today..."

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

"Blindly following market trends generally works for me, but when it doesn't, I blame computer trading."

"Bring me something impaled on a tusk."

"Report back to us about trends."

"Gotta run, Sid! The cashmere everybody's been talking about is now twenty percent off!"

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"I'm sorry, but Chef Scott feels he's moved beyond that concept."

"Do you like it? I got it right here on Madison at Executive Ponytails."

Endangered Entrees

"Got to have a pair of those!"

"I want us to get in on the ground floor of the next bandwagon."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Studies show foods work miracles!

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."