Style Seeker Gifts

'I like the dress but let me do a little comparison shopping, on the internet, first.'

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

'You must realize that desire is the cause of almost all unhappiness - but, just out of curiosity, where could I get a suit like that?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

Size 0, formerly known as Size 6.

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'Other runners may be faster but I have the most fashionable running shoes.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

'She says she packed them all herself...'

Fittings for jeans: 'unfortunate paunch', 'persistent lumps', 'just weird.'

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

"Caroline Dolnick said my dress is a knockoff!"

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'Perkins, you're my most trusted advisor. Does my ass look big in this suit?'

"At home with a superhero!"

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"Do you want to see the right size first, or should we work up to it gradually?"

'I don't like it. I wanted one that shape.'

121-130 pounds. 111-120 pounds. Someday

'My age? Somewhere between 'skinny jeans' and 'granny panties.''

'That hair! That voice! That suit and tie!...Ralph! Pick up the phone and buy 1000 shares of whatever stock he's talking about!'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

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"I want something like this but in a bathing suit."

The 3 Hairstyles of Men...

'How about these overalls?'

'Pad yourself up with tissues, dear, , , I should have said, take them out of the box first,'

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

"Finally! Cheap is the new black!"

The barber

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'