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'I like the dress but let me do a little comparison shopping, on the internet, first.'

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

'You must realize that desire is the cause of almost all unhappiness - but, just out of curiosity, where could I get a suit like that?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

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"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Other runners may be faster but I have the most fashionable running shoes.'

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

'She says she packed them all herself...'

'Perkins, you're my most trusted advisor. Does my ass look big in this suit?'

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"At home with a superhero!"

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

"Caroline Dolnick said my dress is a knockoff!"

Fittings for jeans: 'unfortunate paunch', 'persistent lumps', 'just weird.'

'That hair! That voice! That suit and tie!...Ralph! Pick up the phone and buy 1000 shares of whatever stock he's talking about!'

"I want something like this but in a bathing suit."

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"Do you want to see the right size first, or should we work up to it gradually?"

'Pad yourself up with tissues, dear, , , I should have said, take them out of the box first,'

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'How about these overalls?'

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'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

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'I don't like it. I wanted one that shape.'

'My age? Somewhere between 'skinny jeans' and 'granny panties.''

'I need a blouse to accessorize my glass of Cabernet.'

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"Sir, while you were out the baby-doll dress came into fashion, went out of fashion, and came back with a vengeance."

'Neck a little tight, sir?'