Style Scout Pillows

"Excuse me, I'm a coolhunter...I'm paid by a big ad agency to report on cool teenage styles."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Pampered and poodled.

Queen of Upcycling!

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Dog Dressed to Eat

Keeping warm.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."