Style Scout Mugs

"Excuse me, I'm a coolhunter...I'm paid by a big ad agency to report on cool teenage styles."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Queen of Upcycling!

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Pampered and poodled.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Keeping warm.