Style Observer Pillows

Are you up to seeing someone with a ponytail?

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

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"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Pampered and poodled.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I don't like your application."

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'I'll take it!'