Style Observer Gifts

Are you up to seeing someone with a ponytail?

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I don't like your application."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Changing Room Decisions

Elegant woman in backless dress.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"