Fashion Observer Pillows

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"That shirt is so last year."

Boys looking at mannequins in a shop window

Two working class men commenting on a slender swell

Old style newsreader - a bit of a tit. New style newsreader - lots of tit. Spot the difference.

Beauty salon- "How did you manage to get so many creases out?"

'How very Teddington!'

"We now begin to notice that very few major modern writers have had big hair."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Mating rituals

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Girl in cow onesie.

Two airplanes

Western Outfitters.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Suits 50% Off

Australian Mobile Bar

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Easter Bonnet

Hipster Police Department

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

The next big thing

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

"I got my hair straightened..."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels