Fashion Watchdog Pillows

Burkini Controversy

The Style of Elements

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

High Pants/Low Pants.

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"You're terrific, Katia. You think like 'The New York Review of Books' and look like 'Vogue.'"

Hipster Police Department

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

'Just think Nigel, if you weren't wearing grey socks and sandals this could be romantic.'

Fashion Publishing: In tray - Outre.

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

How to recognize a German tourist...

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Stay at home

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

'What's with kids nowadays and tattoos?'

The Moth Menace.