Fashion Industry Critic Pillows

'Dang animal activist! I'm wearing mink because I am one!'

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

Men talking about the boots of the period

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

"It was a crime of fashion."