Fashion Critics Pillows

"I'm also returning these Ivanka Trump brand clothes. They chafe my morals."

"The question is, Is static electricity better than no electricity at all?"

"Just because you can wear a sweatsuit all the time doesn't mean you SHOULD"

"Damn!"

'Your numbers ain't impressing but so what. Your ties are tasteless but I don't care. We're the same age, you've got full hair and I'm bald - THAT'S too much. You're fired.'

'Apparently the one code you're not familiar with is a dress code.'

How to recognize a German tourist...

'What's with kids nowadays and tattoos?'

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"I think my master is having a midlife crisis: he's adopted a "rapper look"! So embarassing when we go on our walk..."

"Wow, that dress doesn't leave anything to the imagination. Unfortunately."

Canadian PM, Stephen Harper, and Queen Elizabeth II.

'I threw my old t-shirt out and bought this for two quid.' - 'The stitching has come loose so I want to get a refund... but the bus fare into town will cost more than the refund.' - 'Now I'm stuck in a logical loop... and I'm chilly.'

Robert Doyle's idea of getting up close and personal with the possum population.

'Gold just isn't your color.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

'Brown shoes, really Henry.'

Excess Baggage: You are old enough to remember when folks got all dressed up to travel.

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'This year tattoos are out!...'

The t-shirt over the long-sleeve is fine

Clothiers. Some people are fashion forward but Ernie always throws it in reverse.

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Oh no! Are bellbottoms back in fashion again?!"

"Tribal armbands are so last year!"

Angry White Males.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

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