Fashion Industry Critic Mugs

'Dang animal activist! I'm wearing mink because I am one!'

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"That shirt is so last year."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"Well, Tarzan, after spending all your time in the jungle, could you handle working in a small cubicle? And yes, there is a dress code, so you'll have to replace that loincloth with a suit and tie."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

Men talking about the boots of the period

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

"Nobody told me it was formal."