Clothing Industry Critic Mugs

'Big Guy Shirt Shop for men with over 18 necks.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"That shirt is so last year."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"