'Big Guy Shirt Shop for men with over 18 necks.'
Clothing Industry Critic T-Shirts
Declare their critical edge with our clothing industry critic t-shirts—witty, stylish, and perfect for making a statement about the fashion world they love to critique.
'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'
"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."
'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'
"That shirt is so last year."
'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'
"Amazing! It's the season of me!"
'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'
Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'
"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"
Non-Uniform Day Today.
Pam learned the importance of browser support.
'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'
The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.
'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'
"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"
"I hope he's wearing pants."
'Fashion Police Incident Area'
"You're wearing too much rouge."
'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'
"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."
On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?
"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"
"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."
"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"
'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'
'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'
A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.
"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"
The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043
"I'm wearing Donna Karan."
"Well, Tarzan, after spending all your time in the jungle, could you handle working in a small cubicle? And yes, there is a dress code, so you'll have to replace that loincloth with a suit and tie."
'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'
"I'm sick and tired of black."
'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'
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