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"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"That shirt is so last year."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"